Tyler commands that you use soap

"Nothing is static. Everything is falling apart."
-Tyler Durden
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I am Jack's-
Name: Kellie

I am Jack's-
Occupation: Student and Cashier

I am Jack's-
Hobbies: Drawing, Reading, Art, Roleplaying

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Favorites

Movie: American Beauty
Actor: Alan Rickman
Band: U2
Singer: Tori Amos
Book: Neverwhere
Writer: Neil Gaiman
Anime: Trigun
Game: Final Fantasy VII
Online Author: Twig
Online Artist: Emono

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Midnight in Nibelheim

Pitas

Sunday, November 3

Thank you Googlism.

fox is right
fox is pushing the case
fox is going on
fox is maxine
fox is more plentiful
fox is in the ratings hunt
fox is trying to leave the door open for those who have
fox is saying is
fox is in the henhouse
fox is ralph stricker
fox is shutting down
fox is running
fox is back at camp in a new way
fox is pledged to continue
fox is tops
fox is good
fox is now foxonline toolkit
fox is a sly teacher to keep kid's attention
fox is a thousand
fox is named employee of the month for march
fox is this
fox is based on the tv
fox is lowest
fox is a sly
fox is charlena marie wilson
fox is committed to land protection
fox is not on the run
fox is elvis
fox is the newest lifetime member barry
fox is tops for redbird gymnastics on senior night
fox is a remarkable glider
fox is trying to cancel futurama
fox is better than mtv
fox is making a mistake
fox is spotted
fox is a director
fox is about to reassure us hens can bush scold wall street with a straight face?
fox is doing
fox is
fox is frying many fish
fox is a
fox is our logo
fox is pushing the case with his popularity high
fox is staying home
fox is indecent
fox is symbiosis; that is
fox is in the ratings hunt author
fox is about to reassure us hens
fox is pledged to continue mexico's subordination to us
fox is good randy trick daily staff playboy
fox is brown and red
fox is trapped by the tentacles of power
fox is hungry
fox is a thousand larissa lai
fox is common in most of northern north america
fox is a thousand by larissa lai
fox is better than cnn"
fox is saying about the kings
fox is found in the treeless tundra extending through the arctic regions of eurasia
fox is put into practice by the publisher
fox is lowest profile standard unit available for real time clock applications
fox is a southern writer who understands heat
fox is in the open and/or hounds are following the line of scent
fox is great
fox is smaller and skinnier than the red fox
fox is one of two fox species found in the southern mountains
fox is one of the most common mammals in ireland
fox is back
fox is suffering from rabies as well as other fox species
fox is seen in this file photo
fox is the state
fox is a solitary
fox is guarding the chicken
fox is a pest and its population needs to be controlled

fox is elvis elvis sings again

fox is the newest lifetime member "i joined because iowa was one of the first states to start recycling mandatory returnables
fox is getting a bum rap
fox is christ
fox is called a reynard
fox is coming
fox is a lot better that mtv
fox is casting single men and women for a new reality show
fox is like to fly
fox is 'lucky' in love
fox is a stream
fox is a dual national
fox is a large fruit bat weighing 400
fox is found in the far north
fox is on the town
fox is evil
fox is canadian
fox is right
fox is going on
fox is more plentiful
fox is in the ratings hunt
fox is trying to leave the door open for those who have
fox is saying is
fox is in the henhouse
fox is ralph stricker
fox is shutting down
fox is running
fox is back at camp in a new way
fox is pledged to continue
fox is tops
fox is good
fox is this
fox is lowest
fox is a sly
fox is not on the run
fox is elvis
fox is tops for redbird gymnastics on senior night
fox is making a mistake
fox is doing
fox is
fox is staying home
fox is indecent
fox is symbiosis; that is
fox is good randy trick daily staff playboy
fox is hungry
fox is saying about the kings
fox is put into practice by the publisher
fox is great
fox is back
fox is a solitary fox is a pest and its population needs to be controlled
fox is elvis elvis sings again
fox is getting a bum rap
fox is christ
fox is called a reynard
fox is coming
fox is like to fly
fox is a stream
fox is found in the far north
fox is on the town
fox is evil
fox is canadian
fox is located on the southwest corner of oak park avenue and lake street in the scoville square office building

Amen. I especially like the whole Elvis thing. Who could've guessed.

---Fox messed with your mind @ 11:59 a.m.


Monday, October 14


Which Final Fantasy X Character Are You?

brought to you by Quizilla

Yay? From what I've gathered from Erin and from what (very little) I've seen of FFX I'd say this is a good thing...

On a cheerier note. Algebra sucks. It should go to hell. Anywhere below the seventh circle is good enough I guess.

---Fox messed with your mind @ 08:06 p.m.


Saturday, September 28

Meeeemories. :) For some reason my mother is watching the 'Beverly Hilbilies.' Now, don't get me wrong, I grew up watching that show and feel the need to defend it if anyone says anything against it...I just found it kind of odd. But anyway, the theme song comes up and my mom starts laughing and asks me if I remember going to Sunday school when we first moved here and were looking for a church we liked. So here's what she said happened those many years ago, which I only semi-remember.
So it was my first day at this new church that I didn't know (and still don't since we found a different one). Mum and dad send me off with all the other little kids and while they're all sitting there singing Bible songs like Jesus Loves Me and whatever I sit there silently. So the teacher lady comes over and smiles and says "Kellie, do you know any songs we can all sing? Or you can teach us?" I did. So I started singing. The Beverly Hilbilies theme song.
....
I bet the Bible teacher still talks about.
And in retrospect, I'm happy we found a different church. I'd hate to be known as that kid who sang the BH theme song in church.
>D

---Fox messed with your mind @ 02:12 p.m.


Monday, September 2


Legolas is my fancy
What's your fancy? Click here and tell the world!

If you haven't read the Secret Diaries by Cassandra Clair you're not welcome back to this blog. Understand? Ever. Go bloody read them and e-mail her telling her how incredibly hilarious she is and you might be forgiven. Might. Go on. Get!

---Fox messed with your mind @ 08:40 p.m.


Sunday, September 1

If you're ever feeling bad about yourself just go to the State Fair. It'll cheer you up. Guarenteed. Went the other day and my feet are still all bloody from walking too much but I did come home with a bucket of cookies. An actual bucket. It's so gorgeous I could just eat it. I think I will. Only saw two kids on a leash though, which was mighty disappointing.
Joaquin Phoenix is a sexy beast. Just thought I should mention that.

---Fox messed with your mind @ 01:51 p.m.


Thursday, August 29

On a better note. Jake came home today. This makes me much happier.

---Fox messed with your mind @ 10:01 p.m.


Thursday, August 29

I shall rant about work now for I don't want to do it to just one person because I know firsthand how damn annoying that can be. Read no further, this is for my own pleasure.

In all truth and honesty I really do like work. I like working with the customers, having little conversations and getting to know them a little more each time they come in. It's the employees that are starting to piss me off. Two in particular, the rest are extremely kind/friendly/loving/nice/great, whatever. I shall rant about the two. One is a girl my age and the other is a woman around the age of my mother. I know the older woman's daughter. Last week the woman's daughter came in when I was working and said something along the lines of "Oh, you work with my mom then?" Me: "Yep" Her: "She's a real bitch isn't she?" ...I was oh so tempted to just nod my agreement, but at that time I hadn't worked with her mom too much and didn't know her -that- well, so I just kind of laughed. If she'd asked me today I would wholeheartedly agree. This is the lowdown. The first person in is supposed to stay up front and work the registers and then in between customers put away cigarettes or candy. Easy and simple enough. Anyone else who's working register is allowed to leave if it's not too busy and go stock. The woman insists on having someone else there so she can go put away candy and not be bothered....Apparently she missed the point about 'in between customers' or just chose to ignore it. Anyway, it pisses me off and the other woman I work with (who's an absolute darling and whom I love working with) So she'll just push me into the aisles and tell me to just go and do something, she'll stay up front and then call up the other woman to work instead of me if it gets busy. Then scurry off herself to do something so the other woman is stuck up in front. Sneaky :) and it'll work for a bit, until the nasty woman calls me up and then takes off again. Arg, it's just incredibly irritating. And then the nasty woman yells at me for leaving and tells me that the manager working today told her specifically to go put the stuff away and that I had to stay up front. She disregarded the fact that yesterday I was told by the manager to go stock and that we were too busy to do it so another of the stock boys told me to go do it today. Arg. Now...that's a bit of what irks me about her. I shall move onto the girl my own age now who irks me. This girl has worked at the store for a few years now and is friendly to the other employees that've been there for a while, but for all intent and purposes is a bitch to every customer she doesn't know. Just doesn't give a damn if you know what I mean. I don't know who 'you' are or why 'you're' reading this. Stop. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You don't need to waste it on my venting filth. Then today of all things she says to me "I at least enjoy working here. Unlike some people" To which I retort that just the other day she was bitching about how long she's been here and how she hates it. I was tempted to just reply "Oh no. I love working here. I just hate you." :) Damnit. Should've. Gah, she also refuses constantly to switch days with me. I've asked at least three times, the latest just yesterday and always it's just "No. Bye." and hangs up the phone. Well fine, so she asks me today if I'll switch with her Sunday and start at eleven and work till seven (this is for all means, the hell shift) She says she has church. I told her I do to. She just sighs exsas...exasperatedly...damnit, how do you spell that. Anyway, it was wonderful. A touch of spite. Church gets out at 10:30. If I wanted to I probably could've started at 11. I just didn't want to. Not for her at least :) My one smile for the day.

---Fox messed with your mind @ 09:25 p.m.


Wednesday, August 21

I hate days when it just seems that nobody gives a damn. Today seems to be one of those days for me and if it weren't for the nice little greeting I got when I stopped in at work from a few people and the unexpected call from Krista I would probably be depressed right about now. Hell, I'm at the point that I'm reading bad Harry Potter slash and not stopping despite the total lack of plot (which, for the most part, almost always would annoy the hell out of me). Severus and Harry. Odd pairing. I like it.

---Fox messed with your mind @ 11:35 p.m.


Saturday, August 17


You're a dangerous person -- very ambitious, self-aware and self-reliant. You know what your strengths are and how best to use them to your advantage, and you know what your weaknesses are and how to downplay them. You can either be a great leader or a great tyrant, but you'll definitely be great. Chances are you're also very sarcastic.

Get Sorted!

Huzzah! Snape's House!
Just thought I should move it here instead of making the Updates page look all weird. Man I love Snape. He's such an intolerable bastard XD

---Fox messed with your mind @ 04:46 p.m.


Tuesday, August 6

And the oscar goes to...
*shivers* Well, last night me mum and I went and saw 'Signs' finally. (we were going to go Friday, but due to work and junk I was too tired to) There's....something about that movie that just horrified me. I don't think it was the actual going ons of the plot but instead just how everything was shot. Each scene was just nerve racking. The angle, the lighting, the sound the...blarg! everything! All in all though it was a marvelous movie; full of great funny parts (good lord, my mum was -crying- at one point she was laughing so hard) and a lot of suspense and jumpy parts ^_^ And Joaquin was wonderful of course, but then again Joaquin is always wonderful. Swing away indeed my good man. XD

---Fox messed with your mind @ 01:06 p.m.


Friday, August 2

Work. Something I'm sure I'll blog about many a days to come and probably focusing on the same old dribble. But neener- it's my blog, I shall post dribble if my cranky old lady heart desires it. Not that I'm an old lady...I just act like it a lot. Like scowling at the kids next door for screaming too much but never doing anything about it and lovingly petting my little lap dog. Right, but anyway...my feet hurt and I'm tired of being pseudo happy all day. Pseudo happy at six dollars an hour. Hardly seems worth it in retrospect. Mm, nu, I take that back. It's not the work itself, which all in all I don't mind much, it's just a lot of the people I work with...some good, fine, decent people; a few that have the personalities of snails and a select few with all the tendencies of a mongoose. Friendly until you get them cornered at which point they attack your heels until you -DIE-
I don't mind work. Really.
In other news= THIS made me cry in laughter.

And finally, a quote from my dear girl Ari. "SpideyzGirl34: i look like the crazy housewife with a shotgun you see on the publisher's clearing house tapes. i go to the door, the cat bolts out and the poor pizza guy is kind of gaping at me and after about 5 seconds goes 'take your pizza'"

---Fox messed with your mind @ 09:54 p.m.


Thursday, August 1

Good Lord, it's already August. I hate when that happens. I slack off for a few weeks and all of a sudden it's nearly time for school again. Merp. Ah well, at least this blog page is looking a bit better than it was before. Lord knows those stonemen things were terrifying enough...didn't need them lingering about. And in similar news, Tyler Durden has to be one of the most interesting characters ever. Period. If you've never seen Fight Club then you have my pity. Go see it. Now. I can wait. *hugs movie* XD So good.
Strangely enough I've been getting a lot of nice comments and a lot quite a few flames on my pics recently...more good than bad though, so the bad hardly affect me at all at the moment (alright, not that they affected me that much before either...) but I guess it's just...odd...I guess. *shrugs* Ah well, need to draw some more anyway, lately it's been nothing but strange oekakis.
Right then. *goes off to draw*

---Fox messed with your mind @ 08:03 p.m.


Wednesday, July 24

Well, well, where to begin, eh? I know what you're thinking (psychic you see...) and yes, another blog, another day, another rant and another pointless journal to record the thoughts of another person. Yup. That's about it.
I'll skip introductions though, since they're usually boring and hold all those awkward silences. So...this ego-maniac (I'm not sure why but it seems that nearly everyone who has a blog/journal for others to see seems to be an ego-maniac, so who am I to argue) shall just plunge into her thoughs, k? Well, no, not at the moment. I believe I'll actually wait until I have something to say before starting. Whee, blog!

---Fox messed with your mind @ 07:04 p.m.


Wednesday, July 24

TEST. TEEESSSTTT! *kicks the blog*

---Fox messed with your mind @ 02:15 p.m.


MIN
 
I am in Jack's CD player: Coldplay-A Rush of Blood to the Head

I am in Jack's movie player: Rurouni Kenshin

I am what Jack is reading: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

I am what Jack is working on: Illustration for Dante's Inferno

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Neil Gaiman
Neil's Journal